He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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