hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Panties = found
Randomize
