no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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