And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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