he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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