I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
