Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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