ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm always down for nudity.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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