The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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