please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love having hate sex.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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