party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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