I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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