just tell him i said nine months
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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