my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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