I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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