So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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