You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
please don't ironically join a cult
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