I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
