her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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