Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
do nipples grow back?
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