Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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