Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Randomize
