Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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