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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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