Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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