are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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