Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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