even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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