I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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