He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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