He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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