I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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