For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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