Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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