Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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