You surviving the open bar?
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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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