we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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