Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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