waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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