It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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