i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
