My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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