I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you mean i was at the winter classic?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
3 2 1 whiskey
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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