I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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