honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
How external is "for external use only"?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
