dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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