5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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