i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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