i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm just crazy horny about you
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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