hell yes lets make some ravioli
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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