You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
porn star boner night. come get it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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