I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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