you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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