Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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