You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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