My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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