fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
